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Talking Robin Williams Plan

HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK ...
The Plan!
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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says,
'I love New York ' in Arabic.
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You gotta love Robin Williams...
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

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And why isn't he running White House??? I would vote him in any day!!!

I'm not even laughing!!!!


By the way, it's funny and true at the same time
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And why isn't he running White House??? I would vote him in any day!!!

I'm not even laughing!!!!


By the way, it's funny and true at the same time
Yea its so true. I would vote him in any day to.
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unfortunately, the problem with our bleeding hearted, namby pamby politically correct world it is only people like robin williams, chris rock et al are allowed to get away with saying the TRUTH or at least telling it like it is 'cos it is perceived as comedy. too bad some of the policy makers dont have the cajones to bring about some some very needed changes to an out of touch with reality political system. funny? yes in a sense but in all reality things are very, very sad.
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Darn... As I'm looking at the text right now I see 10 parts of his plan.
I wish someone with enough balls made it to 10 commandments. JMO.
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Too many kiss ass politicians that want cater to everybodys f--king needs in order to get the votes, Sad but true.
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I posted this a while back and got my a$$ busted, snopes say's it ain't so

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

damn good plan though
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Does not matter, Papa what they say. It's one good plan and somebody better stick with it!!!
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