Hell sucked! We are back!
- Dolph Lundgren, Showdown in Little Tokyo
Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
- Mel Gibson, Braveheart
I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital.
- Steven Seagal, The Glimmer Man
Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
- Mel Gibson, Braveheart
I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital.
- Steven Seagal, The Glimmer Man
Personnel? That's for assholes!
- Clint Eastwood, The Enforcer
There's a monster in your chest ... It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours you're gonna die. Any questions?
- Sigourney Weaver, Alien: Resurrection
For 350,000 dollars, I'd fuck anything once.
- Steven Seagal, On Deadly Ground
One night you'll close your eyes, and when they open I'll be there. It'll be time to die.The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully...
- Jet Li, Kiss of the Dragon
Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
- Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact
I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss.
- Uma Thurman, Kill Bill Vol. 1
You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Commando
Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.
- Steven Seagal, Marked For Death
When I look at you, I have a wet dream.
- Jackie Chan, The Tuxedo
That look on your face would turn good whiskey into sour piss.
- Lee Marvin, Death Hunt
Yeah, I got a deal for you. Crawl out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
- Bruce Willis, Die Hard With a Vengeance
Fuck with me, buddy, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit.
- Clint Eastwood, The Dead Pool
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it.
- Will Smith, Wild Wild West
Imagine the future, Chains, 'cause you're not in it.
- Brian Bosworth, Stone Cold
This ain't my year. Here's a pimp, patio full of whores ... I'm the one getting fucked ... nah!
- Isaac Hayes, Truck Turner
Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Now fuck off.
- Andrew Dice Clay, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let HIM do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!
- Kurt Russell, Tango & Cash
I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Running Man
Screw the world. If I'm gonna die for something, it better be bitches and money.
- Vin Diesel, XXX
Now that's some classy writing.......
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