Dsstester merchandise including t-shirts, mouse pads, golf shirts, undies, and all kinds of crazy things are now available for sale! Check out: http://www.cafepress.com/dssgear

It took me many hours to get the logo into a vector image to ensure proper printing but I think it looks okay. Thanks to SKUNKER for the original logo and the entire idea to try this out. I will be getting a t-shirt sent to you asap for your help.

I will come out with new styles and slogans as much as I can so check back often. Feel free to offer your own ideas! Mainly I wanted the store to be a way to support this website while not just begging for cash or membership fees.

I hope it works out! SAMPLES:

http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/2/4743042.1185442.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/2/4743042.1185542.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/0/4743042.1185480.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/0/4743042.1185510.jpg

So once again here is the URL: http://www.cafepress.com/dssgear

Ok well it seems (as SKUNKER found out) alot of you would like to fly your dsstester colors and get a t-shirt as a way to support this site (and look l33t doing so). Props to Skunk for getting me off my lazy ass for this. That logo kicks ass!

Dsstester merchandise including t-shirts, mouse pads, golf shirts, hoodies, hats, key chains, and all kinda of crazy things will be available starting this weekend through cafepress.com (http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/storeref.aspx?refby=dssgear). Click the link if you don't know of them as they can put your logo on just about anything and handle ALL the details. Good business tool.

IDEAS for logos are welcomed and WILL BE rewarded with Rep and a Free T-Shirt. If we use your logo I will buy you a shirt myself and award you 250 Rep. IMAGES are needed. They have to be high quality or they wont print right. The larger the image the better and 150-300 DPI are what's needed.

Slogans are also needed for front and backs. What do you want to see on a t-shirt? let me know and it will happen.

They can be email to me at webmaster@dsstester.com or posted in this thread.

There will be an announcement when the store is finished and ready for orders. Thanks to all who showed an interest especially the Skunk man :D

Here are some samples I been working on based on Skunks awesome design. In fact I like it so much I will likely zap our current logo in favor of it.

SAMPLES:

Front:
http://forums.dsstester.com/vbb/images/misc/forporn-front-w.jpg

Back:
http://forums.dsstester.com/vbb/images/misc/freeporn-back.jpg

Black:
http://forums.dsstester.com/vbb/images/misc/pirate-tv-front.jpg

http://forums.dsstester.com/vbb/images/misc/apparel.bmp

You can watch my progress here: http://www.cafepress.com/dssgear


the ""DSS" on top of the skull and bones i think would look better red !!
:)

click to enlarge image.http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6154/dsstester9hl.th.jpg (http://img502.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsstester9hl.jpg)

Chip, if you all ready are going with something as what you have shown us to be used as a base then

On the front : DSS in Darker Color Gold with Black Trim

On the front : Skull & X Bone's remain the same

On the front : Tester in Darker Deep Color Red

On the front : Pirate Tv remain the same as Skull & X Bone's

On the front : The Revolution Will Not Be Televised in Darker Deep Color Red to match Tester

On the front : Left Hand sleve centred, V.I.P in Color Gold To Match DSS and the V.I.P member's name printed under it if they are a V.I.P at this site in the Color of Dark Navy Blue

Note : Chip, as you are aware of whom are actually V.I.P's here at your own site, you can give the store such info to that ahead of time as well as the V.I.P's mailing addy's, this will stop other peep's from actually acquiring a V.I.P logo that are allowed too & ordering a shirt with some one else's nick on it

The V.I.P's that may want such, that is if you make this option available to us, must then send you their actual mail addy ahead of time, so that you can send that info to the store as well for confimation as such on any order's

On The back : I think that maybe it would be a good idea to leave the , I Do It For The Free Porn out of the picture sort of speaking. Reason, keep in mind that for most of us, some do have children & it may also eliminate the use of the shirt being worn as much, hence creating less exposure to the site & maybe any discomfort to other's whom view such, while the shirt is being worn, by a peep in a certain surrounding, where a form of etiquette is required

I myself would wear it any way, but I am thinking about what other's may have on their mind, this has been brought to my attention all ready as I am making up this post, so it's just a suggestion

Also, as Chuck had stated in 1 of his post's earlier in the other thread of SKUNKER's, as a option if possible Quote By Chuck : It would be nice to get one with the colors we had here....we shall se Un-Quote

I have to agree with him on that as well

The above are just my thought's for what they are worth

Thank You

bdaski...

OK noted!

I will make a bunch of them. Another slogan on the back could be:

"I do it for the game..." or

"Always one step ahead..."

IMAGES: Guys they need to be large! Like 8x8 inches at least. The bigger the better becuase I can shrink them with photoshop. Also they need to be crisp images. You can test by printing them on an ink printer to see if they look good. The one Skunk provided looks good but would be nice to have 1 more design.

Thanks all.

Update: The logos above are good for golf shirts and as a small logo on the pocket of some shirts. Also mousepads, coffee mugs etc.

What I need now is the same skull & bones or similiar image but MUCH larger for t-shirts. here is the size needed: http://www.cafepress.com/content/help/img/templates/7_H_F.jpg

Vector images or PNG needed.

Again if you submit artwork email it to me at webmaster@dsstester.com. You will be rewarded. If not I will have to look at getting a professional to make the logo properly. I want the shirts to look as good as possible ;)

I can not post insert image in the news forum so I posted a few images hear http://forums.dsstester.com/vbb/showthread.php?p=262301#post262301 I can size them to any size. If you dont like them give some info of what you are kind of looking for and I will see what I can come up with:)

Those both are COOL AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 let us know when we can get them im in for a couple of each !!!!!! Greg

Chip, is the store open for Biz yet :unsure:

I need them shirt's, summer she be here very soon

Got to look :cool:

:beer: Rye :beer: :hat: :beer: Rye :beer:

Thank You

bdaski...

Chip, is the store open for Biz yet :unsure:

I need them shirt's, summer she be here very soon

Got to look :cool:

:beer: Rye :beer: :hat: :beer: Rye :beer:

Thank You

bdaski...bdaski you better hit the gym if you want to fit into those shirt's.You have bitch tits,sorry bdaski it's all good clean fun,Thanks DRUMKIT.

bdaski you better hit the gym if you want to fit into those shirt's.You have bitch tits,sorry bdaski it's all good clean fun,Thanks DRUMKIT.

Ahhh Lmfao, ok my bud DRUMKIT, you really have to stop peaking under my blanky's when I stop over & crash at your joint :lol:

Best off keep 1 eye open in the future :cool:

Me get you back while your sleeping next time :yes: :beer: :hat: :beer:

Your Bud

bdaski...

difrent opinions can bring good for the site
as for me i like the colors (ligth blue) for pocket t-shirt and logo in pocket
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/jaun1477/VAQUEROTESTER.jpg

and maybe we need to know if those are painted or plastic printed?

difrent opinions can bring good for the site
as for me i like the colors (ligth blue) for pocket t-shirt and logo in pocket
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/jaun1477/VAQUEROTESTER.jpg

and maybe we need to know if those are painted or plastic printed?
bro , i like that idea alot , name in the buble !! :yes:

We need to thank SKUNKER for his drive to make this dream a reality, and bdaski for his input and all involved for the hours of thought and design.
And El, I like that idea, and Chip is the store open?

Looks like the store is open and ready for biz
http://www.cafepress.com/dssgear
Help support this site:yes:

i had a vision !!! LOL

wow !! cool stuff :) :beer:

THE STORE IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!

The design took many many hours on Superbowl Sunday as it had to be rebuilt from scratch. I will add more designs as I get time.

Thanks to everyone who supports the site! here is the URL:

http://www.cafepress.com/dssgear

I feel like a little kid in a candy store...great stuff in here!!! :p

I think that this would be cool for the golf shirts or any shirt on the top left like where a pocket would be.

http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/4363/dssshirtlogosmall2ry.gif

Let me know what yall think!
I also have the photoshop files. If you need them. I know that the last big read moon is messed up. I have fixed it now. If you like the image I will send you the photoshop file where it is fixed.

wow,

never thought of it that way!
your pirate / dish logo has jusp sparked my imigination.

thanks alot:)

No problem. Does that mean that you like it?

No problem. Does that mean that you like it?
yes , i like the concept very much !
but if you read deeper into this thread you will
see that chip has taken ownership of this
very worthy project !! and i no longer am
involved other than commimg up with the
basic logo and concept for the project.

take a look at the link chip posted for the
merchandise he is advertising.( lots of stuff
even a thong LOL ):yes:

Yeah I saw the store and the stuff looks cool. I just got home yesterday so that was the first day that I saw the design the logos stuff. I know he said that he was going to put more logos on the stuff, and different ones. So I don't know if I was too late but either way I thought that people might like the design.

MHawk...Send me the image as clean as you can in PSD format to webmaster@dsstester.com. I would love to use that design BUT I know cafepress will have a problem with the trademark infridngment on DN.

Send it to me anyways and I can see.

I have changed it slightly. The bottom red line isn't in the same place it was moved more to the right to make it look right with the new words one it. Also I beleive that DISH has changed their logo to just the red strip around the top. I just saw a tv commercial and thats all they had.

Hawk,

I was just thinking that with the Pirate Network design that I did you could put the Pirate network on the front, and then on the back put DssTester.com in big letters. That way the front would look offical like an installers shirt. And then on the back would be the advertising. The onlt thing different would be the brought to you by DssTester.com. I would wear either one of them to school just to see what everone says.

http://web.archive.org/web/20020921222453/http://www.dsstester.com/imagez/dss_tester_logo_main.gif
This logo on a blue golf shirt would definately be my #1 choice for nostalgia purposes :)

Or even the new electonic brain guy at the top of this page would be cool.

http://web.archive.org/web/20020921222453/http://www.dsstester.com/imagez/dss_tester_logo_main.gif
This logo on a blue golf shirt would definately be my #1 choice for nostalgia purposes :)

Or even the new electonic brain guy at the top of this page would be cool.

And I also would like one as well :D

Thank You

bdaski...

we need a beer koozie!!!!!!!

Question for our Admin

Chip is it possible that you can make available to the male gender of this site a Peeter Heater in your store's product line ??

Summer heat is one thing that will be comin quick here in the prairie's, and even though I do not mind at all in having roasted nugget's 1 bit, due to the fact that they both are rugged big bugger's & can take the sun's UV ray's & heat very well, the shaft how ever is another thing to worry about

Heck, don't want the good old Alligator or Snake as we know it, getting sun burnt or heat stroke now do we :no:

Hell, if you want, you can even throw the logo smack dab on the middle of it as well

I figure if you think it's a good idea, you can then have it come in 5 different size's :unsure:

Extra Small : For the dude's with only 2 plus inch's to 4

Small : For the dude's with 4 to 6 inch's

Medium : For the dude's with 6 plus to 8 inch's

Large : For the dude's with 8 plus to 10 inch's

& Finally last but not least :

Extra large : For the dude's such as my self, and other's that are well endowed, and require extra room, keep in mind that this size will also require extra support with a heavy duty draw string, and the material has to be able to also breathe, we don't want it suffocating either

Now here's the up-side to my idea

1.) In all probability, you will be the only site on the net, to have such a niche in this market, especially where Dss Site's are concerned

2.) I can not speak for the rest of our other male member's here at this site, but you will make my Alligator a happy 1

3.) The woman may also find such a item not only quite amusing, but also very helpfull to them as well, just think about how many guy's out there that are actually sitting in front of their puter's at home, and neglecting their better half's by doing so too much, chit, and now that I think of it, you may even get more female's joining up the site as member's here as well, just due to the fact that you helped bring a smile back on their face and a zing back into their love life that was lost temporally due to the above

4.) Over all, I don't think that this item would cost you a fortune to produce at all, so it should bring you and the site a good profit back in return creating extra revenue, that is, if any one else out side of my self, actually order's it at all

5.) This item can be worn by the men every where in the sun, if the woman can let it all hang out, why not us

And " NO " I did not run out of my medication today at all :D

The above is just a thought I had

So what do you think ????

Thank You

bdaski..

if your that well endowed, why would you want to hide it? dream on "little man". :D

if your that well endowed, why would you want to hide it? dream on "little man". :D

sexysadie, Do I know you at all, don't think so ???

Lmfao, you best keep those speck's of your's up & blocking the direct line of eye sight :yes: Other wise if the monster get's lose, you just may go blind :lol:

Now getting back to your original above question, the answer is in post # 31 of this thread, but here it is again for you

Quote : Heck, don't want the good old Alligator or Snake as we know it, getting sun burnt or heat stroke now do we. Un-Quote

Thank You

bdaski...

My order is in :D

Sounds cool, You got anything in a Sub-Compact?

Forget the peter heater, the wave of the future is... wait for it....

DSSTESTER BRANDED CONDOMS!!!!!!

Imagine, unrolling your protection to read "DssTester - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised!"

What better way to advertise? I know I'd always have fond memories of tester! :D

Forget the peter heater, the wave of the future is... wait for it....

DSSTESTER BRANDED CONDOMS!!!!!!

Imagine, unrolling your protection to read "DssTester - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised!"

What better way to advertise? I know I'd always have fond memories of tester! :D

Lmfao, almost completely sober when you Frankie came up with this idea :D

Geeez, now that I think about it here, that's a pretty scarey thought in it self, ahhh :lol:

How ever, you just might be the best customer that DssTester would ever have for the above mentioned herein item :yes:

Chit I hope the big guy goes for this 1, heck, we can fill up all of the dispenser's in the washroom, and be completely sold out of them within a few hour's while on Ripper Happy Hour :beer: :beer:

Would be nice if a little flashing light can be installed on the end of the tunnel as well

Rye bottle is still half full here

Ok, not that I don't think that this is an interesting idea, but I, really, really think that I would run in the other direction if my partners "Love Machine" had words all over it (kinda like a warninig label!)

this is agood site and a lot help keep on testing tell the end of time
one day i hope to be a help to some one ????????

Just a quick note ! I got my shirt and boy do heads turn when I have it on ! hehe, I love it !

Heres to you Charlie... :grr:

Got my stuff too :D

Very good quality and shipped fast......


Support our site and buy something for yourself or a friend...

I think bdaski would like the Dss Tester thong :D

Got my stuff too :D

Very good quality and shipped fast......


Support our site and buy something for yourself or a friend...

I think bdaski would like the Dss Tester thong :D

Lmao, I am holding out for my idea on the here in mentioned Peter Heater :yes: :D

With the loss of a couple of our Sponsors it would be nice if the Members would buy a shirt or two to help out until things get back to normal :D

I did my part.....did you?

Might be a bad idea or wrong thing to ask but sure wish there was a paypal link, I would like one of those large coffee mugs and a black mouse pad, I know there only in white for now but I would buy a couple items to help out. I just hate giving my info out to another checkout deal..seems it never stops.

With the loss of a couple of our Sponsors it would be nice if the Members would buy a shirt or two to help out until things get back to normal :D

I did my part.....did you?

Ya Ya Ya Ok Ok Ok

:unsure: But I guess that I will now have to spring for 1 of those Muff Thong's for the better half of mine :yes:

JUST a Thought

It would also be VERY nice, if some of the member's that are CONSTANTLY selling product's HERE in our FREE For Sale's Forum's of this site, would ACTUALLY step up to the plate as well, and HELP out :yes:

After all, YOU have to give once in a while, in stead of TAKING all the time :cool:

Thank You

bdaski...

I like the peter heater idea but do they come in triple X as I have a wang made for porno!

Yeah, the idea of having words written on the shaft part of the weenie warmer is good. But some of you guys would only show DSS T and then would run out of length to advertise.
I'm talking full-length here!
I have a tattoo on my unit that reads L-I-T-T-L-E then a big black rectangle.
Pretty funny, right?
But, when that sucker gets hard, you can keep reading ...
when all is said and done, it reads:
LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN GOD WE TRUST!
Is there an XXLL? That's eXtra eXtra Large and Long.
Guess we'd need to start with a yard of soft, velvety cloth!
LMFAO!

Put up a PayPal link for donations and to buy stuff. I bet ya will get a few more sales being so easier this way.

I dont think it would be wise for us to have a paypal account for the site or to post it publicly....kind of like saying "Here I am come and get me"

Ok, I will restate my request, bing from the COLD part of the country with at least 9 months on WINTER and only 3 of summer. SWEATSHIRTS!!!!!

BTW - You guys are dreaming - It is only 3 inches, not 12!!!!

What's a sweatshirt?

What's a sweatshirt?

Chuck a sweatshirt is a heavier type of garment

Just like a tee shirt but with full sleeve's and heavier fabric

The good one's are made out of 100 % cotton, and can come with or with out a fleese lining

Now if it has a attached hood on it, that is also know as a hoody, a sweatshirt with a hood & not a woody :yes: :p :D

Hope that answer's your above question

Thank You

bdaski...

Thanks bdaski....so you wear these when it's cold? Thats a new concept to me the last few years :D

Thanks bdaski....so you wear these when it's cold? Thats a new concept to me the last few years :D

Yes, very nice to wear a turtle neck shirt under 1 of them around the lake at night as well, when it is a tad bit nippy, or even on the boat, in the evening when you are out on the water

I love to cruise on the water at the lake in the evening, when I get a chance too

bdaski

Sweatshirt- heavy shirt required for COLD environments.

Used in the Northern Climates, along with Long Johns, Coats, and Parkas!!!!

(As well as Hand Warmers on the ATV, and fires!)

Sweatshirt- heavy shirt required for COLD environments.

Used in the Northern Climates, along with Long Johns, Coats, and Parkas!!!!

(As well as Hand Warmers on the ATV, and fires!)

Don't forget about the Peeter Heater as well :yes:

Im Lost, your better half will love you to death if you get him 1 and they are actually made available :D

By the way, did you get your self 1 of those DssTester Classic Thong's as of yet ???

It is in the mail! Maybe if I get enough convincing, I will post a pic in the VIP section. (And You all wondered what this was REALLY for)

OK, I'm Lost, you have officially obligated yourself to post an indecent pic of yourself, or at least of your nether regions, in the VIP section!
There's no getting out of this as you have already stated your willingness to do so.
Just make sure it is framed well and is in perfect focus! LMFAO!
We would like to see said pic as soon as you can make it available!
That is one of the perks of being a VIP, guys!

Is it possible to get a tshirt with the skull and crossbones on the back of the shirt instead of the front?

Ok, a suggestion here, how about a BLACK thong? I already have the white one.

Kinda goes with the idea of packing for the bike, either all black, or all white, makes it easier for laundry stops.

I think, creating the merchandise store to help offset the cost of the site, is a great idea. Don't know about getting any thongs, but I did just order one of the black tshirts. I will probably order one of the Pirate ones, if and when they become available. Keep up the good work, hope all members will at least purchase something from the store. :wow:

Thanks kindly :D

:sad: I don't know if anyone is going to the store or not, but I am disappointed to see, so few have visited this site to check it out and at least become aware, that there is merchandise to purchase in support of this site. I hope the store is getting more attention than this thread is getting :sad:

I just got my DSS T-shirt, in the mail, I am really pleased with it. I would like to suggest offering one with a pocket. I really like a pocket in my T-shirts. Come on everyone, start going to the store and buying something to help support the site.

Just thought I would let yall know that I bought a T-Shirt from you. I gotta show the support! I like the skull and crossbones idea. Hope it looks as good as it does on the website!!!

it does,,wearing a black one right now,,you will like.

Just found the store and had to get the ----I do it for the Porn---- T shirt.
Was hoping to find the Blue Skull of ---GOT SAT---T shirt but not to be found. Maybe later. Thanks 24-7:D :yes:

Chip,
Great Stuff!!! The mugs are very nice, big and well make. The shirts are a good quality, and the baby clothes . . . too cute. I will keep ordering. Thanks for everything. Kc707

It's a great way to show support. Thanks all.

Are we done selling the gear at cafepress? The link no longer works and I went into the cafepress site through the front door and couldn't find any of our stuff.

Hmmmm . . . . hope it's still out there . . . maybe there just having server probs . . .

me too zeemo i had intentions on making a purchase when funding allowed:yes:




EDIT:great false alarm its still up and going :)