Looking for a little variety in his sex life, Uppy bought a WebTV
and started exploring the Internet when his wife and kids were in bed. He
stumbled onto IRC chat and next thing ya know, he was heavily into
cyber sex at Talk City.
Well, one late-nite session was going really hot and heavy, but for
some reason the one partner stopping typing.
Thinking that his hot lil' number had been disconnected, the man typed:
"Are you still there?"
The reply appeared back on his screen: "Wait a minute, my wife just
came into the room."

lol ouch haha that was good

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