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goldmine1
04-30-2008, 11:20 AM
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else to be pissed about.

A black congresswoman from Florida has complained that the names of
hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names
that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be
broadcast in language that street people can understand because one of
the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people
couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the
racially biased language of the weather report.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says...

'Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo
yo FREE shit!'

9ballplayer
04-30-2008, 06:12 PM
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else to be pissed about.

A black congresswoman from Florida has complained that the names of
hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names
that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be
broadcast in language that street people can understand because one of
the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people
couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the
racially biased language of the weather report.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says...

'Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo
yo FREE shit!'

You cud be applauded...or knocked down fer this'n..............I am gonna reserve my comments! Atter all.......all 'Us'ns Got rights to be given out the "FREE MONEY"!:wow: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't even want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :grr:

papa J
04-30-2008, 06:19 PM
You cud be applauded...or knocked down fer this'n..............I am gonna reserve my comments! Atter all.......all 'Us'ns Got rights to be given out the "FREE MONEY"!:wow: :lol:

I don't even want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :grr:

:D Kinda early ain't it:beer: :beer:

psychotic
04-30-2008, 06:21 PM
You cud be applauded...or knocked down fer this'n..............I am gonna reserve my comments! Atter all.......all 'Us'ns Got rights to be given out the "FREE MONEY"!

I don't even want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :grr:
Heres the weather... We gotz dis big a*s storm cuz, dis like the big MoFo, better get yo ho, tape dim dam windows, dis chit can like bust up a crib. Yo HO getz my 40, Takisha grab my 9, we busten outta dis hood. :no: :no:
I don't think this would work but is this close enough to getto talk???lol:wow: :lol:

goldmine1
04-30-2008, 06:30 PM
You cud be applauded...or knocked down fer this'n..............I am gonna reserve my comments! Atter all.......all 'Us'ns Got rights to be given out the "FREE MONEY"!:wow: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't even want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :grr:

hey, i actually heard this joke at a comedy club here in town....told by a black comic!!!....and it is TRUE that a black congress woman in floridia really did suggest such a thing...so...if they don't like it ...tell them to talk to the hand:grr:

psychotic
04-30-2008, 06:36 PM
hey, i actually heard this joke at a comedy club here in town....told by a black comic!!!....and it is TRUE that a black congress woman in floridia really did suggest such a thing...so...if they don't like it ...tell them to talk to the hand:grr: If they want to get all pissed about reading or hearing this, they need to step back and think that Maybe just Maybe thats how we feel when we hear them bit*hin about racial crap 2 start with.

goldmine1
04-30-2008, 06:42 PM
after all...this is the JOKE section...hell, we pick on each other in here....i'm going to stop defending a JOKE....news flash....if you don't have a sense of humor or are easily offended...you should stay out of the joke section and out of comedy clubs...you will get your feelings hurt!

giver7
04-30-2008, 06:53 PM
I don't know it appears to me that too many people are looking for a quick fix, a way to absolve them of their responsibility for their actions IE quote "it wasn't my fault because" you can fill in the blank from their. This has nothing to do with race. Just people being people, they're too afraid sometimes to admit I made a stupid decision. The real issue should be making people more accountable for their actions and their conduct. goldmine1 your post is hilariously funny. and should be taken as humor. thanks you had me rolling.

9ballplayer
04-30-2008, 08:13 PM
:D Kinda early ain't it:beer: :beer:

You nailed it Papa ..........Shoulda never opened my 'Mouf'!!!!:lol:
But Hey....................never mind!!!
You know what I mean.............:yes:

Tarheelpj
05-01-2008, 04:22 AM
You nailed it Papa ..........Shoulda never opened my 'Mouf'!!!!:lol:
But Hey....................never mind!!!
You know what I mean.............:yes:

Never to early for 9ball, its 5 O'clock somewhere. Good one GM