Birthday Party
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

:blink: What?

Birthday Party
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!".....


I sure as hell love ya but this one has even me baffled.......what's the punch line..................??????????????????

Did we forget the punchline? Or am I missing something?........:blink: :blink: :D

:huh: :huh: I say we start a contest. Who can come up with the best punchline.

Birthday Party
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

Can we say "Cheetah".....????:lol:

Tarzan no tell Cheetah......have to put on show for 'Clinton Family'

Ya'll gonna have to cut PJ some slack now:lol: :wow: :p :D

Sorry guys and gals. The first bum asked the second bum if he would cut off another toe for $50.00.

I Don't get it

I Don't get it

It will cost you $50.00. :yes:

thats cheap at twice the price:lol:

we gonna have to start charging admission to the joke section PJ??:wow: :p :D

I believe what Tarheelpj is trying to say is that the 1st clown doing the cartwheels must've had his toe cut off...and for another $50, the other clown would cut another toe off of the 1st clown and then he would be doing cartwheels again... THAT'S HOW I TAKE IT...Maybe I'm wrong!! <_< :)

Sorry guys and gals. The first bum asked the second bum if he would cut off another toe for $50.00.

Yeah! Now it's funny!:lol: :lol: :beer:

thats cheap at twice the price:lol:

we gonna have to start charging admission to the joke section PJ??:wow: :p :D

Hell Papa they wouldn't pay.