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04-12-2008, 07:16 PM
A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions.
"He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
" Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions.
"He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
" Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."